28 “What do you think? A man had two sons. And he went to the first and said, ‘Son, go and work in the vineyard today.’ 29 And he answered, ‘I will not,’ but afterward he changed his mind and went. 30 And he went to the other son and said the same. And he answered, ‘I go, sir,’ but did not go. 31 Which of the two did the will of his father?” They said, “The first.” (Matthew 21:28-31, English Standard Version)
I saw in my mind’s eye two farmer’s sons sitting in the bedroom, maybe chomping on caramel popcorn, drinking coke, chewing hot jerky sticks, eating pizza, while watching short videos (reruns?). The father walked into the room and said to one of them,
“Chad, can you work in the fields for me today? I’ll make it worth your while. I’d do it, but I have to run make a trip to the next town. $500 just to drive the tractor down the rows to get the soil ready for planting? What do you say?”
Chad looked at the bowls in front of him, the T.V. screen, mussed up his hair. and replied, “Nah, not today. I think…you know, my bad back. Sorry, Dad.”
There was an awkward silence, but Chad hadn’t even looked at his father when speaking to him.
Chet, who had seen the whole thing, spoke up. “Dad, I can do it.”
“But Chet—I just taught you how to drive the thing after coming back from boot camp. Are you sure you can operate it for 4 hours? That’s how long it’ll take to get to Burnsville and back, and I was thinking of having the field worked while I was gone. 4 hours on the tractor. Chad could do it. But you, Chet…you just learned.”
“I could do it Dad, and I really want to help. And since it’s my first try, you can pay me just $50 if you want—I might not do it right, get the rows crooked.”
“What’re you talking about, Chet? Of course you’ll get $500 if you do it for me.” There was unmistakable pleasure shining from his eyes as he handed him the keys to the tractor. “Thank you, Chet. Now you be careful.
Every father ought to have a son like you.” He looked over at the other figure reclining on the sofa; shook his head slightly, and left.
When the screen door closed, Chad let out a yawn. “You serious? That CAT’s (caterpillar) a doozy to operate! 4 hours?! You’ll be sorry!”
For $500, maybe. But what about $1000?
“What’re you talking about?”
“If you’ll do it, Chad—I know you don’t have a back problem—I’ll pay you $1000. Don’t tell Dad, and he’ll pay me $500, thinking I did it. The field will be mowed, so Dad will be happy. Dad was planning to pay $500, so there’s been no embezzlement, right? All’s well that ends well!
“But Chet, you’ll be in the hole $500!”
“Don’t worry about that. Just watch. Anyway, what do you say? Do the tractor for da-da…$1000 big ones, bro?
“Yeah sure, I guess, especially since it’s something Dad wanted and I feel kinda bad about saying no….” And Chet grinned real big and dropped the keys into his hand, ran to get his imitation leather wallet from his room and wrote out a check a for one thousand dollars, handing it to Chad.
“Downpayment.”
“Got more coke in the fridge? This has gotten lukewarm…” Chad heard as he stepped outside. He decided, not only to til the rows Dad wanted done but finished quite early so went ahead and planted seedlings. When Chad was finished with the work, he knew he’d done what his father would’ve wanted, not just what he said. But when he got back to the house, Chet was nowhere to be found. He’d finished the bag of popcorn; the jerkeys were mostly gone; pizza was as he’d left it—Chet doesn’t care for pizza—and there were two cans of opened, unfinished Coke on the kitchen table. A “screen saver” was running on the monitor left on long after the videos ended. How long had the room been like this?
It didn’t matter. After working in the field, Chad felt thirsty enough to guzzle down the unfinished cans of lukewarm coke. He spied a note on the table:
“Dad: The old tractor needs some parts. I asked a friend of mine who is in the know about accessories for a tractor such as the one we have, and he mentioned the Cultivator attachment, available for $450. It will be my Christmas Gift to the family, okay? Instead of paying me for today’s work in the field, please get one of these. Love, Chet”
Just as Chad was finishing reading the note, he heard the pickup truck in the driveway. It was Dad, back from Burnsville.
“Chet back in yet?” Then he saw the note and read it. Dad began beaming…until his gaze fell on Chad. But then he smiled.
“I never knew a person could sweat and look as worn-out as you do just sitting on a sofa watching videos and snacking. How’s your back?” But he wasn’t really asking. Because as he asked, he was walking towards the living room window, looking out the curtain for Chet.
Just then, the kitchen door opened, and Chet came in, wiping his brows. “Whew! Took longer than I thought, but it’s just the way you wanted, Dad.”
“And more,” Chad was thinking. “Those furrows have seeds in them already!”
Of course, the other two occupants of the room could not hear Chad’s thoughts. Dad was at the kitchen table, leaning over a checkbook.
“I saw your note, Chet. And there’s no way I can let you pay for the Cultivator. Also, you should know by now that if your father has said he is going to pay you for your work, he is going to pay you for your work—and that’s that! This $500 is what I said I would pay you for working those rows…so, thank you,” he said, handing Chet a check for five hundred dollars.
And from this note of yours, I have a feeling if I don’t purchase that cultivator attachment you’ll just go ahead and do so. So, this check for $500, will you buy us one from your friend?”
“Not in the hole anymore…” Chet said softly, winking at Chad. Chad froze. What if Dad heard?
“Did you say something Chet?”
“Nothing important, Dad.”
As Chet, both checks in hand, drove away, Dad said to Chad, tho’ not looking him in the face, “You better change your shirt, Son. Axle grease doesn’t wash off easily. And I wonder if I should’ve written the second check for $1000; holes are deeper nowadays.”
28 “What do you think? A man had two sons. And he went to the first and said, ‘Son, go and work in the vineyard today.’ 29 And he answered, ‘I will not,’ but afterward he changed his mind and went. 30 And he went to the other son and said the same. And he answered, ‘I go, sir,’ but did not go. 31 Which of the two did the will of his father?” They said, “The first.” (Matthew 21:28-31, English Standard Version)
I saw in my mind’s eye two farmer’s sons sitting in the bedroom, maybe chomping on caramel popcorn, drinking coke, chewing hot jerky sticks, eating pizza, while watching short videos (reruns?). The father walked into the room and said to one of them,
“Chad, can you work in the fields for me today? I’ll make it worth your while. I’d do it, but I have to run make a trip to the next town. $500 just to drive the tractor down the rows to get the soil ready for planting? What do you say?”
Chad looked at the bowls in front of him, the T.V. screen, mussed up his hair. and replied, “Nah, not today. I think…you know, my bad back. Sorry, Dad.”
There was an awkward silence, but Chad hadn’t even looked at his father when speaking to him.
Chet, who had seen the whole thing, spoke up. “Dad, I can do it.”
“But Chet—I just taught you how to drive the thing after coming back from boot camp. Are you sure you can operate it for 4 hours? That’s how long it’ll take to get to Burnsville and back, and I was thinking of having the field worked while I was gone. 4 hours on the tractor. Chad could do it. But you, Chet…you just learned.”
“I could do it Dad, and I really want to help. And since it’s my first try, you can pay me just $50 if you want—I might not do it right, get the rows crooked.”
“What’re you talking about, Chet? Of course you’ll get $500 if you do it for me.” There was unmistakable pleasure shining from his eyes as he handed him the keys to the tractor. “Thank you, Chet. Now you be careful.
Every father ought to have a son like you.” He looked over at the other figure reclining on the sofa; shook his head slightly, and left.
When the screen door closed, Chad let out a yawn. “You serious? That CAT’s (caterpillar) a doozy to operate! 4 hours?! You’ll be sorry!”
For $500, maybe. But what about $1000?
“What’re you talking about?”
“If you’ll do it, Chad—I know you don’t have a back problem—I’ll pay you $1000. Don’t tell Dad, and he’ll pay me $500, thinking I did it. The field will be mowed, so Dad will be happy. Dad was planning to pay $500, so there’s been no embezzlement, right? All’s well that ends well!
“But Chet, you’ll be in the hole $500!”
“Don’t worry about that. Just watch. Anyway, what do you say? Do the tractor for da-da…$1000 big ones, bro?
“Yeah sure, I guess, especially since it’s something Dad wanted and I feel kinda bad about saying no….” And Chet grinned real big and dropped the keys into his hand, ran to get his imitation leather wallet from his room and wrote out a check a for one thousand dollars, handing it to Chad.
“Downpayment.”
“Got more coke in the fridge? This has gotten lukewarm…” Chad heard as he stepped outside. He decided, not only to til the rows Dad wanted done but finished quite early so went ahead and planted seedlings. When Chad was finished with the work, he knew he’d done what his father would’ve wanted, not just what he said. But when he got back to the house, Chet was nowhere to be found. He’d finished the bag of popcorn; the jerkeys were mostly gone; pizza was as he’d left it—Chet doesn’t care for pizza—and there were two cans of opened, unfinished Coke on the kitchen table. A “screen saver” was running on the monitor left on long after the videos ended. How long had the room been like this?
It didn’t matter. After working in the field, Chad felt thirsty enough to guzzle down the unfinished cans of lukewarm coke. He spied a note on the table:
“Dad: The old tractor needs some parts. I asked a friend of mine who is in the know about accessories for a tractor such as the one we have, and he mentioned the Cultivator attachment, available for $450. It will be my Christmas Gift to the family, okay? Instead of paying me for today’s work in the field, please get one of these. Love, Chet”
Just as Chad was finishing reading the note, he heard the pickup truck in the driveway. It was Dad, back from Burnsville.
“Chet back in yet?” Then he saw the note and read it. Dad began beaming…until his gaze fell on Chad. But then he smiled.
“I never knew a person could sweat and look as worn-out as you do just sitting on a sofa watching videos and snacking. How’s your back?” But he wasn’t really asking. Because as he asked, he was walking towards the living room window, looking out the curtain for Chet.
Just then, the kitchen door opened, and Chet came in, wiping his brows. “Whew! Took longer than I thought, but it’s just the way you wanted, Dad.”
“And more,” Chad was thinking. “Those furrows have seeds in them already!”
Of course, the other two occupants of the room could not hear Chad’s thoughts. Dad was at the kitchen table, leaning over a checkbook.
“I saw your note, Chet. And there’s no way I can let you pay for the Cultivator. Also, you should know by now that if your father has said he is going to pay you for your work, he is going to pay you for your work—and that’s that! This $500 is what I said I would pay you for working those rows…so, thank you,” he said, handing Chet a check for five hundred dollars.
And from this note of yours, I have a feeling if I don’t purchase that cultivator attachment you’ll just go ahead and do so. So, this check for $500, will you buy us one from your friend?”
“Not in the hole anymore…” Chet said softly, winking at Chad. Chad froze. What if Dad heard?
“Did you say something Chet?”
“Nothing important, Dad.”
As Chet, both checks in hand, drove away, Dad said to Chad, tho’ not looking him in the face, “You better change your shirt, Son. Axle grease doesn’t wash off easily. And I wonder if I should’ve written the second check for $1000; holes are deeper nowadays.”
“Dad, you knew?!”